At the risk of sounding like a total jerk, today’s prompt is:

List your top ten pet peeves.

10! That seems like a lot. I’m only going to list five. Ten just seems excessive. Let’s see here…

1. When you get home from the store and your bananas have gotten smooshed. Major bummer.

2. When I’m on the phone and all of my children suddenly need my attention RIGHT NOW! Seriously.

3. When the technology we’ve become so spoiled by doesn’t work like it should.

4. When people drive way under the speed limit.

5. When people wear those Bluetooth headsets all the time. I understand wearing it when you’re working and you need to use your hands–great. But all the time? 24/7? I saw a family walking around CostCo the other day and both parents had ear pieces on. Are you really that important? Maybe I’m just too old-fashioned.

There. Done sounding like a jerk.