Spoetry

Okay, so Bryce often gets spam comments on his websites. Wikipedia defines spam as “the use of is the use of electronic messaging systems to send unsolicited bulk messages, especially advertising, indiscriminately.” Also, spam usually makes no sense at all. It’s horribly hilarious. 

Well, the other day, Bryce read me a recent bit of spam and I thought it would be funny to turn it into a poem. Turns out, I’m not the first one to think of doing this. It’s called spoetry. Anyway, here’s some spoetry I whipped up to make Bryce laugh. I hope it makes you giggle, too.

The original spam comment: “Xu Meng Liu Yiyi approached hold hands like homeopathic solution Yiyi dress back zipper, Yiyi, I love you, we know not one or two days, and today took place in so many things, I bear it no longer, you promised I’m good, I assure you I will give you happiness you give me some comfort, and I think of you every night to play *fly* machine to fall asleep, you bear to look at me so painful you?”

“Ode to Yiyi”

Approached
Hold hands
Like homeopathic solution.

Yiyi
     dress back zipper,
Yiyi
     I love you.

We know not
     one or two days,
and today took place in
so
many
things,
I bear it no longer.

You promised I’m good,
I assure you
I will give you happiness.

You give me some comfort,
and I think of you
     every night
to play *fly* machine
to fall asleep.

You bear to look at me so
     painful you?

Original spam comment: “Excellent conquer! I’m going to trainee when you change your web site, the best way could possibly my spouse and i register for any web site site? The particular consideration taught me to be a pertinent deal. I have been previously touch recognizable with this a person’s send out supplied shiny see-through concept”

“Shiny See-Through Concept”

Excellent conquer!
I’m going to
     trainee
when you
     change
your web site,
the best way.

could possibly my spouse
     and i
register for any web site
     site?

The particular consideration
taught me to be
a pertinent deal.

I have been previously
     touch recognizable
with this a person’s send out
supplied shiny see-through concept

The original spam comment: “Fantastic overcome! I’m going to trainee although you fix your website, how could i subscribe for a website site? The particular accounts made it simpler for me a suitable cope. My spouse and i had been a bit familiar in this the transmit made available brilliant transparent thought”

“Brilliant Transparent Thought”

Fantastic Overcome!
I’m going to trainee
     although
you fix your website,
how could I subscribe for a website
     site?

The particular accounts made it
        simpler
for me suitable cope.

My spouse
     and I
had been a bit
     familiar
in this the transmit made available
brilliant transparent thought.

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